Quotes to Make You Smile

A collection of quotes to make you smile. While these inspirational quotes may make you grin, you will find they also express words of wisdom in them. The sayings and phrases can cause your facial expression to change to a smiling expression, and we hope a couple of the quotes will make you burst out in laughter but at the same time be inspirational. We will continue to add funny quotations to our listing as we find them. Remember a smile is recognized and understood in any language!
	Quotes to make you Smile : )  "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale." Arthur C. Clarke "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." Oprah Winfrey   "Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward   "I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx   "You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend.   Edgar A. Guest   "So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!" Russel H. Conwell, from Smile Virus   "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." Mark Twain   "A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them." Elbert Hubbard   "If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child." Linda Sunshine   "Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious." Og Mandino